July 2011
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my dog: *shits on lady gaga's shoe*
me: oh sorry
lady gaga: *cries*
me: i'm really sorry he didn't mean it
lady gaga: *cries harder* it's just
lady gaga: *cries even harder* so beautiful
stinkyteen:
once a lady gaga came on and i didnt change it right away and now im gay
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ericwhoreman:
My mom edged me on as I stood at the edge of the cliff, “Just jump faggot,” she screamed. A single drop of sweat found its way into my mouth, I imagined it tasted like Justin Bieber’s prepubescent load. A sudden gust of wind knocked me off balance like I was Kate Moss or Nicole Richie (before she had the baby.) My seemingly slow decent into the river below began. I flapped my arms...
You don't hate the person, you hate their actions.
memorypolice:
lol no I hate the person
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no homo
putingoutfirewitgasoline:
but i actually like the rainbow. who let gays claim the rainbow? why do they get to have all the badass colors? fucking fags, just another reason to hate them.
vaginastew:
moslim:
FU CK THE POLICE
[i whispered that to myself as i walked past them]
omg
fuckyourwolves:
imfamousontumblr:
mustachecore:
eighth graders that like alcohol pages on facebook
eighth graders on facebook
eighth graders anywhere