Pokemon Hentai on my Dash.
Remember that time when Fred and George repeatedly...
“Christmas was coming. One morning in mid-December, Hogwarts woke to find itself covered in several feet of snow. The lake froze solid and the Weasley twins were punished for bewitching several snowballs so that they followed Quirrell around, bouncing off the back of his turban.” - SS/PS, CH. 12
things virgins say
japantrash: can i sex you sexy tym this reminds me of sex bam, ovaries this cake is so good, its like sex, except im having it
stonedelk: pure-asian-domination: what if girls grew out all of their body hairs as long as the hair on their head
i hate it when tumblr reminds me that Bring Me The...
cuteteendad: sometimes i do embarassing thigns and then i think about those embarassing things i did and i smack my head like oh man what a GEEK but then i remembered that the embarassing thing i did that i was thinking about today was in front of a friend i had who was basically autistic so i felt better
I like everything except rap and country.– Every boring person ever. (via nedhepburn)
ridhard: Lady Gaga’s new song Psyco. I like it,...
Attempting to Blow Myself
imsosadsoveryverysad: mybiggestregretever: My biggest regret ever is getting too desperate to know what a blow job was like and deciding to attempt to blow myself. I snapped a vertebrate in my spine and spent months in a special cast attempting to make up stories to explain it. My parents always knew. [Male, 19] Could be worse. You could have died, like the guy in Clerks.
cuteteendad: Just sayin that usually people who end their sentences with “just sayin” are just sayin that to make you aware that they are big fat cunts- just sayin.