highnoons: what unicef commercials really mean: wow look at you there, on that couch, you fucking piece of shit. don’t you know there are little black kids all over the world that need need food? wow you’re a real faggot. just give me that fucking 50 cents in your pocket that you’re just going to spend on a double double later. i can’t believe you don’t care about these starving little kids....
superlink: 4kids edition of madoka magica qb: “witches are pranksters they’ll throw pies at you!” Madoka: “o no that’s mean we have to stop them with the power of friendship!” qb: “Hey Madoka I care about you why don’t you become a magical girl?” Madoka: “Because I won’t have time for baking cakes and dating boys anymore silly *wink* qb: “Oh no, Sayaka’s becoming a prankster Witch, let’s...
retarzed: >TIME TO PLAY AMNESIA > I WAS FUCKING WRONG ITS TIME TO DO SOMETHING ELSE
THE ICY WINDS OF NORTHREND WILL CONSUME YOUR...
Dad: What's a nook?
Me: A cheating raccoon who will cheat you out of everything you love.
Mom: ........it's like the kindle.
ebirah: iftheworldwasonfire: ebirah: i’m hungry that’s racist what, why’s it racist? because african kids are hungry too. but i wasn’t even thinking about the african kids yeah, exactly, racist. THAT’S NOT EVEN RACISM. That’s just ignorance if you want to get technical. Okay? It’s not ONLY African kids who are hungry. And not all African kids are like that. so chill i can tell...
stormcloud: at least kids in africa don’t have LMFAO
cosmo tip #75
expertcosmotips: encourage him to get creative by bringing scrapbooking supplies to bed! document your lovemaking history, or just get down and dirty by stickering the shit out of each other
ericwhoreman: the weather outside is frightful aka cold as a mother fucker