“I don’t know. Aren’t colours completely subjective anyways? Everyone’s going to see something different, so you might as well just choose at random.”—A client I was doing a logo for, expressing some subjectivist existentialism. (via clientsfromhell)
Oh, our son? He has a rare neurological disorder that causes his pop-culture consciousness to be seven months behind. Right now, it’s practically March 2011 for him. That’s why he can’t stop talking about Charlie Sheen and Rebecca Black. Don’t make a big deal about it — he’s very sensitive.