October 2011
the band foster the people sucks so much holy shit i cant believe it exists
those kids from your school that have no photos of themselves on their facebook just anime characters
“I don’t know. Aren’t colours completely subjective anyways? Everyone’s going to see something different, so you might as well just choose at random.”
—A client I was doing a logo for, expressing some subjectivist existentialism. (via clientsfromhell)
i always get nervous when people ask me what my hobbies are i cant exactly say sitting in front of a computer for 8+ hours everyday
“awkward silence!!!” says the 7th grade girl when there is a 2 second pause in the conversation
”a gay baby was just born!”
Client: “I need you to bring up the things.”
Me: “The things?”
Client: “The thingies! On the email.”
Me: “Ah, the documentation files. Their in your inbox.”
Client: “In-what? What box?! Just get me the thingies and let’s do this thing.”
ice breakers:
“how big is your dick”
“how much money do you make”
“do you like me”
“am i cute”
“would you be uncomfortable if i cried”
