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homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

(via theonetruenidoking)

thelordofthebutts:

hell is a place where you’re strapped to a chair and forced to watch an endless slideshow of every picture of yourself that you deleted

(via antiocial)